TIME FOR A TEST
THINK YOU'RE A HOBO? NOT SURE? WELL NOW THERE'S A TEST SO ACCURATE I CALL IT THE NPT. THAT STAND FOR THE NOBO PROOF TEST. IF ANY OF THESE FOLLOWING THINGS ARE TRUE ABOUT YOU, YOU ARE NOT A HOBO AND SHOULD SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP.
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A NOBO IF...
YOU WAKE UP IN A FAMILIAR PLACE.
NONE OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE THE WORD "BOXCAR" AT THE BEGINNING OF THEIR NAMES.
HALF-EATEN HAPPY MEALS DO NOT APPEAR APPETIZING TO YOU.
YOU DO NOT HAVE TRASH CAN FIRES TO KEEP YOU WARM.
YOU HAVE NEVER LOST TEETH IN A HOBO FIGHT.
NO ONE HAS EVER MISTAKEN YOU FOR HOMELESS.
YOUR ODOR IS SOMETIMES "PLEASENT".
YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING FOR MONEY.
YOU ARE NOT OFFENDED BY THIS SITE.
YOU KNOW ONE?
IF THE PRECEDING STATEMENT WAS FACTUAL PLEASE SEND THE HOBO GENERAL AN EMAIL. HE WOULD APPRECIATE IT. YOU MIGHT JUST BE GIVEN A HOBO SHOUT OUT!!!!
